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He’s NOT Just my Dog
Ode to Harry
“Mans best friend”—it could seem a lil cliche,but…..not this time. Often the butt of many
a joke in my circle of family &friends,my”relationship”with my dog HARRY, could be described as a bit obsessive. After 13 years together,this chihuahua and I have officially progressed to such co dependent state. We’re talking full- on separation anxiety for both of us when we’re apart.

I joke and call him the “stalker” since he follows me from room to room, waits and scratches outside a closed door,until I open it for him. No one who has ever been around us very much will even dog sit because of the relentless whingeing & whining while he waits for my return. In all fairness, I kinda freak out a bit myself if I’m away from him more than 2 days. ANXIETY attacks have been known to occur. I do have full conversations with him,and of course that’s because he always agrees and thinks I’m fabulous& brilliant. WE ARE crazy.!!!!!!scratch that, I am crazy Crazy like a Koo Koo bird for this devoted dog.
I’m not sure WHO the master is in this– or WHO the crazier one is, but it doesn’t matter
either way. My daughter Brittny calls HARRY the “WIZARD”since he possesses some other world kind of characteristic. A very wise old soul. An observer My GUARDIAN–all 6 pounds of him. (Could be in the water around here)Often, I do an old Indian ritual, spiritual cleansing of vibrations & energies in my home. Its called “sageing”.-(burning of sage) Unlike his companion,5yr old Frankie,he calmly sits on his pillow- throne as the grey smoke billows. Frankie runs for the hills at the first whiff. Like he “gets” it.You know what?I’ve figured it out!
My bond with HARRY is not just about “now”or the present. He is my connection to EVERYTHING in MY past 13 years. Most importantly my Mom,memories of holidays,special occasions,past loves,homes….. He is my living proof that it all existed. He was there thru it all. And, He’s non-judge mental.
When I look at his big round eyes,crooked tail & his ridiculously BIG ears, I giggle I know that I have been blessed with the sweetest most loving,forgiving soul. And I say this…… even when he misses the target on a wee pad by at least a foot. In some weird
indescribable way, he has taught me humility. He’s loved me just the same whether I drove a truck or a Mercedes, lived in an apartment or a house. I can not bring myself to imagine the day we will not have each other. I DO know I will never try to replace him. I really AM convinced we’ve shared a past life together…Maybe he was my horse on a battlefield…..Maybe my knight in shining armor.

The line is blurred. When people say their pet is like human I say “HELL NO!!!” —he’s WAY better than that loving,trusting,devoted,emotional,
clever,humorous,forgiving-and ALWAYS unconditional. I believe in LOVE”LONG LIVE HARRY”
Pearls of Wisdom
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Pearls of Wisdom
I’m a bitch – and Im ok with it.
-Lisa Gastineau
Pearls of Wisdom
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Pearls of Wisdom
Stop looking for someone to save you and start weaving your own rope.
-Lisa Gastineau
I LOVE YOU…But… YOU CAN’T BORROW MY SHOES.

Ladies and gentleman it’s ok to say NO. Time and again I am frequently asked the same simple question. “OMG those shoes are AMAZING, can I borrow them.” And the answer is always the same. NO.
Let me explain here- I am not greedy or selfish. I generously give to many charities. I just don’t like people sticking their feet in my shoes. It’s nothing against the people I know, it’s one of my pet peeves.

FEET SWEAT. No matter how perfect you think you are. It’s not like you can dry clean shoes after they have been worn. Am I not entitled to an opinion on how I want my personal property to be treated? I always have the hardest time explaining this personality quirk to my own daughter, who insists upon shoving her size 10′s into my 8 1/2′s . Besides the obvious fact that a bigger foot would stretch out and break shoes, we are back to the same old FACT- I don’t want your stinking feet in my shoes PERIOD. End of story…(EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT STINKY.)

This brings up a story about a recent trip I took to Napa. My girlfriend asked if she could wear my metallic sheepskin indoor UGG slippers outside to go four wheeling. Besides the obvious NO I don’t want my indoor slippers all dusty from four wheeling and I especially don’t want someone else’s bare feet in my hairy sheepskin slippers. REALLY!?!! She was really insulted and I was forced to explain myself. She said she got it- I don’t know, I do know that I felt bad that I had to explain myself. No should be NO. Bottom line, you should ask.

I have been told by my spiritual healer Kirpaul, that energy is transferred through one’s shoes. She said, “Many cultures women actually burn their shoes after they no longer want them.” Crazy Huh? That’s a whole other set of crazies and rituals. My issues are just the sanitary ones. Anyway… back to the old saying from American Indian folklore “Don’t judge a man until you‘ve walked a mile in his shoes.”To me that’s like me putting on someone elses
underwear after they have worn them. Who would do that? And that’s why shoe departments make you put on a stocking foot before you get to try on shoes. It’s just a plain ole sanitary issue.
My Friday Favorites-(tell them I sent you)
1.MAC Pink Lipgloss Viva Glam “Gaga”- Nothing makes me feel as pretty and youthful as when I slather this glossy goodness across my lips. KISSABLE!
2. Faux Tortoise ANYTHING- Boxes, eyeglass frames, pictures frames, belts, furniture finishes. You get it.
3. Chanel Ballet Slippers- The black and white, tan and white are timeless collectables, easy to pack, and work with anything. The perfect staple.
4. MAKE UP FOR EVER Professional HD Foundation – This high definition foundation creates flawless skin, perfect canvas to let the game begin.
5. ERES swimsuits- Malliot “one piece” and bikini’s (RED is my favorite) are in a class by themselves. Simple cut, figure flattering, great fabric, UBER CHIC, these are a top fashion stylist secret source.
6. Tres Glam- 18 karat with floating diamonds in rock crystal. (Secret: I find this ring entertains me when I am bored and try to get all the diamonds to one side.) Now you know when I am bored. LOL.
7. Gold strappy sandals- Nothing screams fabulous summer feet to show off your pedicure. They are perfect with a tan “faux or real.” You can find these anywhere, it doesn’t have to be designer. I love Tkees for $48.00.
8. Louis Vuitton monogram luggage- The pride of ownership with anything monogrammed and the double colored stripe is the icing on the cake. BTW this can’t be done after, it has to be ordered at the same time of purchasing the piece. Boo hoo hoo.
9. Rosa Mexicana restaurant – My New York favorite Mexican has outposts here in LA. This is NOT a taco joint. Love the table side guacamole (SPICY HOT PLEASE) and their signature pomegranate margaritas.
10. Town and Country Magazine- THE CHIC BIBLE.
11.Have you ever smelled this shampoo? Davines Shampoo in LOVE. I think this is what HEAVEN is supposed to smell like. It transcends me.
12.L’annine- hand cream creme pour les mains et le corps in MANGO. Im obsessed with the way this smells. It coats your hands and cuticles like they been airbrushed in a photo. It’s my ON camera go to hand creme and it only costs $14.95 . call Mickey Fine pharmacy at 3102716123
13. Champagne Cocktails- Nothing like a glass of bubbly, splash of bitters, a cube of sugar and someone tickling the keys. To make you feel Oh so Hollywood glamours.
14. Tom Ford AVIATOR Glasses- My favorite are the matte silver. I feel when you invest in an expensive pair of glasses they can’t just be the style of the season.
15. Hermes cloisonne enamel bracelet- This bracelet is from legendary french goods company. These have achieved cult status, and can add a dash of color and excitement to your look. One is a good foundation to start building a collection.
Pearls of Wisdom
Pearls of wisdom
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